Surging

Powered by entertaining content, and interesting narrative

Our initial surge will be fueled by producing, clipping (by our own paid clippers) and spreading content through our (and community) social accounts before the release of the application on the App/Play Store, occurring on 11/10.

Livestream content

The core of the surge will be will be /onboarding as many users as time and resources allow through the Pump livestreaming feature. Consistent to our core mission, we will further use the full creator fees to facilitate the process of generating entertaining content, shareable on X and resonating with the meme culture.

Examples of /onboarding @who

  • We will tip waitresses in $XNB, and onboard them to Solana

  • We will constantly call numbers in Whitepages, onboarding literal strangers to Solana (which will likely not work, but will produce interesting content)

  • We will call Moody's (a credit rating agency) and convince them, by booking an appointment, and if approved physically showing up, that '$TROLL' is an AAA++ asset, while hinting at us trolling them

  • We will lowball strangers with $XNB, and call back days later after sending them a screenshot of what the offered amount is now worth

Plus, we will do all this continuously clipping, editing and posting unapologetically across our socials before the release of v. 0.1.0 of the ONBOARDED App. All happening through our livestreams.

First stage

With this mix of streaming and hyping the release of our application, we expect to reach an initial market cap of anywhere between 100-250k USD. With this, we're likely to establish a solid floor at $50,000 market cap, required for a healthy surge once the application is live in App release (v. 0.1.0).

Note to/about KOLs

Usually meme coins, as you might know, are often fueled initially by mention from KOLs. Their 'opinion' - as per the acronym's full meaning 'Key Opinion Leader' exists as a core part of this space. This product, however, is a narrative, we believe, to surge regardless of their input. Why? Because we will catch, capture, and take attention, whether big names benefit from it financially, or have ignored the initial stages. Our application is great — it's hard to deny. But we're not accepting bribes, ill incentives, or other financially immoral partnerships. Invest, and hold until in your view, it's at its highest price.

How we will use Creator Rewards

(Revenue generated through our application has a set split detailed here. This is about fees earned from trading volume)

Aside from paying DEXScreener for Enhanced token info, costing around $299 and locking part of our tokens for 60-180 days, we're going to weigh our options in terms of optimal investment strategies. Since we're not paying KOLs, and, as was made clear — don't have to, we have much more in our treasury to dedicate to external products increasing us in collective social awareness.

For example, paying for X Orgs costs around $200/month, providing a gold check mark, higher reply boost and analytics (which we will of course relay to you, as investor), and the ability to give the most active, involved members badges further establishing our branding.

Instead of pocketing whatever amount we receive - however large, we invest it fully back into the narrative. And we know how to squeeze every penny for its value — as per @a1lon9 'jew mode activated'.

We've spent months on this project, designing the UI ourselves, paying for developing it into a fully working semi-open sourced application, and having to pay for Apple's Developer Account. Aside from the time we've collectively put into building this, including the very words you're reading right now, we've grown emotionally attached to the success of this application. It lacks no narrative. If this project were executed by another party, it would lack drive and commitment, but as you can see, we do not lack that.

@user, lead operations

After, in order

1

App release (v. 0.1.0)

Releasing v. 0.1.0, obligating interaction and social awareness

2

Secure Web3 app

Solidifying our position as 'primary and only onboarding application'

3

Projects, and VC

Building our treasury and reputation to prepare us for the lows

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